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In a world where to-go cup designs can spark massive levels of outrage for not being Christmas-y enough, McDonalds isn’t playing your PC reindeer games anymore and has instead decided to say, โ€œScrew it. Have our cups depict someone spreading their butt cheeks.โ€

As reported by Grub Street, the aggressive McCafe cup design was intended to depict mittens (or so the company would have you believe). But as Twitter user @SamSykesSwearsย first noticed, an ever so slight modification to the design–turning the thumbs into handsโ€”reveals the true reason for the season, which is of course a pair of incredibly toned legs and butt cheeks being manually spread to show their โ€œwarmest greetings.โ€

It is the greatest holiday cup of all time.

But we here at Sprudge think there are more layers to this onion. This cup is more than just a bawdy work of art masquerading as a poor design in a medium that sends people into howling shitfitsย this time of year. No, no, that would be too simple. Too inelegant. At the center of this blooming bulbous maze is a complete overhaul of how we consume liquids from to-go cups. And this revolution is hiding in plain sight. โ€œWhere?โ€ you are surely asking by now. Itโ€™s simple, just put the X in Xmas. Or maybe itโ€™s an *.

Suck a butt, haters, and to all a goodnight.

warmest-greetings

Zac Cadwaladerย is the news editor at Sprudge Media Network.

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