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Remember the halcyon days of yore when a future First Daughter could auction off a half hour coffee date for $60,000 without coming under fire for selling access to members of the First Family? Where are these spro-dens of yesteryear, you ask? According to the New York Times, they appear to be canceled.

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We reported yesterday that First Daughter to be Ivanka Trump was currently auctioning a brief meet and greet over coffee with the proceeds going to her brotherโ€™s charity. Well, that auction has not only closed, but any evidence of its existence on CharityBuzz–the site that hosted the auctionโ€”has been erased. Sorry bout your luck, โ€œWilling Bidder #72987.โ€

According to the Times, โ€œcriticism mounted that the future first familyโ€™s charitable solicitation risked opening the White House to special interests seeking to pay for access.โ€ No one knows for sure what exactly has happened to the auction. There has been no mention of the cancellation on any of either Mrs. Trumpโ€™s or the Donaldโ€™s social media accounts.

But not all hope is lost. You can still donate $60,000 to charity, and I bet there would be a ton of really cool people whoโ€™d gladly spend at least an hour with you based on that donation alone.

Zac Cadwaladerย is the news editor at Sprudge Media Network.

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