Espresso martinis are so hot right now. Espresso martinis. The โ€œadult vodka Red Bullโ€ as it has often been called is believed to trace its origins back to Fredโ€™s Club in the โ€˜80s where a model asked for a drink that would โ€œwake me up and fuck me up at the same time.โ€ The drink lost a bit of favor over the years but has made a strong comeback in the 2020s, thanks to its adoption by the drinking-age Gen Zโ€™ers of the world. Now you can find espresso martinis of all manner. Every bar has a riff on one (some itโ€™s even their whole deal), and hell, you can get them in a can nowadays.

And now, they even come in handbag form. Thatโ€™s right, Absolut Vodka has teamed up with designer Nikolas Bentel to create a purse that looks like an actual espresso martini.

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Brought to our attention by Forbes, a classy publication befitting such a classy drink and drink-based sartorial accoutrement, the handbag is part purse, part puzzle, and all espresso martini. The structure of the 8โ€ x 4โ€ x 4โ€ bag comes from a coupe glass-like design with a chain attached to the rim and stem. Inside the bowl of the glassware sit a brown and cream pouch adorned with three coffee beans atop it; thatโ€™s the actual purse part, which can be removed from the glass to store your money, credit cards, and IDโ€”things youโ€™d need to buy an actual espresso martini.

Scheduled to be released on Black Friday for a cool $199, the espresso martini handbag is part of Absolutโ€™s multi-year Born to Mix campaign, which โ€œaims to inspire those 21+ who are open-minded, optimistic, and driven by curiosity to come together to mix ideas (and obviously, drinks) with the hopes of blending backgrounds and personalities.โ€

โ€œIn an effort to spotlight the espresso martini, the handbag demonstrates the power of mixing different people, perspectives, and cocktails, that harness Absolutโ€™s exclusive, yet inclusive world of mingling and making authentic connections with friends and family,โ€ stated Absolutโ€™s Vice President of Marketing Matt Foley, presumably with a straight face.

The espresso martini handbag officially launches on November 25th at 10:00am EST on Nikolas Bentel’s official website. A total of 200 of these bad boys will be made, so if you’re a handbag-carrying espresso martini aficionado, you may want to throw one back around 9:30am to make sure you are alert enough (and maybe just a little loosey goosey) to drop two bills on this much-needed accessory.

Zac Cadwaladerย is the managing editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas.ย Read more Zac Cadwaladerย on Sprudge.