It’s a promotional stunt, “Bye Bye Red Eye“, where an all-knowing and all-seeing Douwe Egberts automatic vending robot is programmed to feel pity on yawning humans and provide a complimentary cup of coffee.
And boy, were those humans delighted!
See it all here:
Once robot vending machines become the new normal the world will make way for Cylon moka pots:
Then the coffee makers will create a race of Cylon baristas.
While making mochas and cafe au laits, the barista robot models will likely steal military defense files and send them to their robot overlords…
Colonies will be destroyed in a matter of hours.
It’ll take a rag-tag group of barista survivors to save the human race from our coffee robot overlords.
Battlestar Galactica is available for your summer binge-watching needs on Netflix.
