It’s a promotional stunt, “Bye Bye Red Eye“, where an all-knowing and all-seeing Douwe Egberts automatic vending robot is programmed to feel pity on yawning humans and provide a complimentary cup of coffee.

And boy, were those humans delighted!

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Once robot vending machines become the new normal the world will make way for Cylon moka pots:

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Then the coffee makers will create a race of Cylon baristas.


While making mochas and cafe au laits, the barista robot models will likely steal military defense files and send them to their robot overlords…

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Colonies will be destroyed in a matter of hours.

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It’ll take a rag-tag group of barista survivors to save the human race from our coffee robot overlords.


Battlestar Galactica is available for your summer binge-watching needs on Netflix.

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