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Stars And Strips? Patriotic Bikini Barista Stand C...

Stars And Strips? Patriotic Bikini Barista Stand Closes In Florida

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The owner of Bikinii, a month-old cafe and drive-thru kiosk in Riviera Beach (that is definitely spelled that way), has contacted the Broward Long Beach Times with the following statement:

“Yes I have closed and will have equipment auction March 19 (Tuesday). I came 2 realize after 2 weeks I am not cut out 4 food service industry. 2 time consuming [sic]..”

Ray Webber had a dream. And that dream was to open a drive-thru kiosk staffed by women in patriotic bikinis serving coffee and food stuffs. Clean Plate Charlie, you know, that blog, has more:

Webber is a general contractor who opened Bikinii Coffee after hearing about the Twin Peaks coffee truck in Denver, Colorado, which features servers in swim suits.

Bikinii Coffee was the first of a new group of “breastaurants” scheduled to open in south Florida. The Tilted Kilt, which features “kilt girls” dressed as naughty prep school girls and Twin Peaks, starring the Lumber Jills, are both slated to open in Broward County.

But now Ray Webber’s dream is dead.

What happens to an exploitative, misogynistic, sign-of-end-times dream deferred? Does it dry up, like a perverted raisin in the sun? Only time will tell.


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