Which Coffee Booze Are You?

As you may have noticed thanks to our recent fearless reporting, coffee booze is everywhere right now. 2019 has seen a significant uptick in the number of coffee and alcohol mash-ups (or wort-ups in the case of beer). Some of them sound pretty good; others feel like an attempt to rip wicked air in a shark jumping contest, acrest the cold brew wave.

How will you ever know which one is for you? Surely you can’t be expected to procure and try each and every hooch bottle with the words “cold brew” on them. You’d probably die or wish you had. Luckily Sprudge is here to save your life. We’ve put together a questionnaire to help you find the true spirit of your spirit, the hard coffee in your heart.

Are you a Jäegermeister Cold Brew or a PBR Hard Coffee? A Jameson Cold Brew Whiskey or some undrinkable coffee beer? Take the test and find out!

Don’t care for the hard stuff? Try another one of our wacky quizzes.

What's your favorite party pastime?
Impressing your friends with your bartending skills you picked up from that class you took on Airbnb experiences
Playing quarters in the basement
Smoking heaters out front on the stoop
Regaling your friends with stories of your solo Antarctica expedition

Correct!

Wrong!

What's your favorite yogurt?
Yoplait Original Low-Fat Strawberry
Fage Split Cup Peach
Fermented Cashew Mylk
Chobani Greek Yogurt

Correct!

Wrong!

You come back from your "origin trip" to the coffee lands. What did you bring home?
Photos of you and farmer children you don't know the names of
A gastric infection
A 10 minute Vimeo film about your journey to coffee lands from that video production team you paid to come out with you
Undeclared cascara

Correct!

Wrong!

What's the best hangover cure?
A big bowl of ramen
Breakfast tacos, nap, repeat
The ole hair of the dog
Drinking to excess is the devil's dabbling

Correct!

Wrong!

You just got married! What's your first dance song?
One Cup of Coffee - Bob Marley
Coffee Homeground - Kate Bush
Cigarettes and TV - Blur
Black Coffee - Black Flag

Correct!

Wrong!

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