It’s a big weekend for the US Coffee Championships, with three—count ‘em three!—micro-regionals taking place. Denver, Greenville, and Washington DC will all be hosting Brewers Cup and Barista Championship pre-qualifiers to find out the next 36 competitors (12 from Brewers and 24 from Barista) to earn a guaranteed spot in the Qualifying round.
And of course, your good friends at Sprudge are going to be at all three events this weekend. Tweetin’, Grammin’, jim-jammin’, we’ll be bringing you the best of the best from across two state and one weird-ish city/district area lines. But being in three places at once is difficult. Superman couldn’t even do it and he’s an alien and really strong. So we’re enlisting your help. Got some hot showfloor goss that you want us to know about? Give us a call at 1-888-55-SPRUDGE. Did the Spro Show turn into Drama Rama? Contact us anonymously here or call us at 1-888-55-SPRUDGE. Are you shithammered at an afterparty and ready to finally call us out on all of our bullshit? Well we’ve got an extra special number just for you. Call us at 1-888-55-SPRUDGE. The inflection is different. It doesn’t come across in print, but trust us, it’s different and special.
And be on the lookout for Closet Baby wigglin’ its cute, sadistic way across the preliminaries. If you see its dead little eyes, presumably some place unexpected and terrifying, Gram it and make sure you tag us with #SprudgePreliminary.
We’re livin’ on the Gram this weekend, y’all. Come join us!
Zac Cadwalader is the news editor at Sprudge Media Network.