We all need to come to terms with the fact that Donald J. Trump is going to be the next President of the United States, and also probably its last; either he’s naming himself the Infallible Supreme Leader or we’re all getting nuked to smithereens.
Either way, it’s happening, so buckle up.
And we probably won’t be going radioactive right away. There will be a good year or so of the newly-rebranded America by Trump® before any of the real fireworks go off. Being a coffee drinker in this brave new world isn’t going to be easy, seeing how Supreme Leader Trump doesn’t touch the stuff. But that hasn’t stopped him from putting out coffee products with has name plastered all over them or kept others from doing the same.
This quick test will show you which Trump coffee you are, information that may come in handy once all non-Trump related products are banned.
Take the quiz below:
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