As dictated by the highly paid post-graduate wonks at our Marketing Analysis, Development and Integration Department, we're being proudly forced to bring you our second annual Sprudge.com Readership Survey. The decision to issue this survey was reached unanimously by the Dolcepump LLC Board of Directors, of whom Sprudge.com is a wholly owned subsidiary.

In all honesty, this survey will help us grow and give us information to better serve you, our readers, who are us. These questions won't take longer than a minute or two to answer, so push the big red button below. DO IT NOW!

Thanks!