Are you sick and tired of your children’s poor motor skills and limited creativity adorning your mugs? Don’t you wish that you could replace your child with something more refined, perfect, and consistent? Don’t we all. That’s why the folks over at Mad Scientist created an eco-friendly cardboard coffee mug robot printer – no more messy children’s art to ruin your morning.
A child doesn’t have the gripping surface or the copper tube brushings to perform a seamless mug decoration operation. Why stop at printing on mugs? Why not replace the whole child with a sentient cyborg?
What could possibly go wrong?