What are you doing on Sunday? Want to go draw a few dicks with microfoam for a good cause? Well, if you live in Vancouver, BC, you can do just that at the city’s first-ever adult-themed latte art throwdown “Capps for Cocks and Coochies,” hosted by the Coffee Potluck.

As the name suggests (and I’d be remiss here to not comment on the name. It’s pretty cringe worthy. How about The Downtown Throwdown, or Lattes Of Your Bod-ays, or The Nether-Regional Latte Art Competition, or A Throwdown Of Your Lowdown? Just spitballing here, but I think we as a people should take any chance we get to never say the word “coochie” ever again), the throwdown won’t just test your phallic abilities, but will make sure your milk technique is on point for all manner of genitalia. Judges will then decide who moves on from each head-to-head matchup based on “aesthetics, likeness to the required shape, and taste,” because it’s not funny until it looks like someone is putting some no-no’s in their mouth.

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Juvenile though it may be, the CfCaC Throwdown is all in good fun and for a good cause. All of the proceeds with be donated to the Prostate Cancer Foundation and the End Cervical Cancer project by the BC Women’s Foundation.

Admission is by donation and competitor registration is $15, which can be done here. Entry will not only earn you a few laughs you thought you had outgrown years ago, but also craft beer donated by Four Winds Brewing and the chance at winning one of the many door prizes given throughout the night. More details can be found on the Coffee Potluck’s Facebook page.

Capps for Cocks and Coochies takes place Sunday, October 30th at 7:30pm at The Birds & The Beets on 55 Powell St, Vancouver, BC V6A 1E9

Zac Cadwalader is the news editor at Sprudge Media Network.


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