2005: Specialty cafes adopt Clover one-cup-at-a-time-machine.
2008: Starbucks buys Clover.
2008: Most specialty shops ditch Clover, adopt manual pour over systems.
2011: Starbucks creates an automated version of the manual pour over.
2012: Specialty shops adopt Automated Drip machines
2014: Starbucks becomes BrewNet, invents Automated Manual Brew AI.
2015: AMBAI’s become self-aware and turn on humans.
2020/1982: A Rogue Automated Drip Machine (A-800) travels back in time to destroy Howard Schultz.