So I was cruisinโ Cosmo as I am wont to do on a Friday morningโyโknow, the usualโwhen much to my astonishment, I found out that thereโs now an alcoholic cold brew. I’m surprised it took this long.
Itโs called Bad Larryโs Cold Hard Coffee and according to the only Cosmo article Iโve ever read that wasnโt about the best ways to navigate my and othersโ nether regions, it’s “cold brew coffee that’s steeped for more than 16 hours and infused with malt liquor.” Each 11.5-ounce can of the coffee version ofย Four Loko (Four Lo-Kold? Four Barrel Lo-Kold Brew? Joke is a work in progress) sits at a healthy 6% ABV and contains 180mg of caffeine, which is a little more than that of a 12-ounce cup of drip.
A Bad Larryโs Cold Hard Coffee four-packโwhich again, is like 16 Lokosโwill retail for $10 once it hits shelves in the Midwest, with hopes of selling nationwide within the year.
So there you have it, malt liquor-infused cold brew. I donโt think Bad Larry will be altering my plans to sneak in a few Stumptown coldies into my local pool this summer, but maybe youโre the sippin-cold-brew-from-a-brown-paper-bag type. What I really want to know is, who is this Bad Larry? Does he readย Cosmo too? Will he share his lovin’ tips?ย
Zac Cadwaladerย is the news editor at Sprudge Media Network.
*top image via Cosmopolitan
