Record Players = Chemex
8 Tracks = Percolators
MiniDisc Recorders = VacPots
Cassette Tapes = French Presses
Compact Discs = Super Automatic Machines
Satellite Radios = K Cups
iPods = Clevers
45s = Single-Use Kantan Drippers
Demo Tapes = Sample Roasts
Compilation Discs = Subscription Services
Lester Bangs = Ken Davids
Columbia House = GoCoffeeGo
Tiger Beat = Barista Magazine
1991 MTV = Sprudge
