THIS WEEKEND! ONLY AT THE CHICAGO METROPLEX! WATCH AS THE GREATEST BARISTAS IN MIDDLE AMERICA BATTLE FOR DEADLY GLORY! THERE WILL BE THRILLS, CHILLS, AND BLOOD-CURDLING SPILLS!
SEE GRAVE DIGGER! BIG FOOT! DOUG ZELL! OUTLAW! AND VICKOSAURUS: 75 FEET OF STEAMING, FLAMING METAL!
WATCH AS INTELLIGENTSIA AND METROPOLIS BATTLE TO THE DEATH INSIDE ONE TON OF AMERICAN STEEL! COME TO THE NITRO FUNNY CAR AFTERPARTY, AND BE PREPARED TO SHIELD YOUR EYES!
FINALISTS COMPETE ON SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
YOU PAID FOR YOUR WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED…THE EDGE!
BE THERE!
