Sprudge.com is live from Russia! Get ready for live coverage tonight from Red Square, where the opening night of the Spasskaya Tower Festival will feature dancing ponies, marching Generals, hordes of Muscovites, oversized decorative novelty coffee mugs, pistachios, swarthy Greek baristas (real and honorary), and Zeus knows what else. Stay tuned for recaps live from the historic seat of Russian power and dominance!

Now it’s back in the van! Do it now!