Medium big note to all of you hipster liberal—and liberal hipster—coffee shop patrons out there: you need to tone down the volume of your voice when secretly complementing United States President Donald Trump. That’s because Jacob Wohl is listening. The “20 Year Old Financier and Political Commentator, Conservative, Trump Supporter, Zionist, and Writer for The Gateway Pundit” hears all, sees all, allegedly hangs out in trendy coffee shops, and yes, has Twitter.
I was in a hipster coffee shop (safe space) here in LA and the libs were whispering to each other how @realDonaldTrump is doing great for the economy, got them a raise at work and will definitely be re-elected in 2020
— Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) January 13, 2018
And that’s not the first time Young Jacob, proud nationalist, has stopped us dead in our tracks. Just recently he uncovered the well-hidden truth (we thought at least) that it is actually the Democrats behind the “Suspicious Packages” being sent to all the liberal leaders in order to make Republicans “look bad.” And how did he find out? By overhearing us talking about it AGAIN at a liberal coffee shop in LA.
I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown LA. There was a group of young Democrats murmuring to each other that they know the "Suspicious Packages" were an inside job to make Republicans look bad
— Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) October 24, 2018
We would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that pesky kid!
This is the most weirdly consistent obvious lie I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/CE2RjmO1AJ
— Alex Griswold, but Halloween-themed I guess (@HashtagGriswold) October 24, 2018
As Twitter user Alex Griswold points out, Wohl has caught us over and over again, simply by listening to us spill our trade secrets at hipster LA coffee shops. According to this super sleuth, who is neither delusional nor trapped in a feedback loop of his own imagined reality, Verve Coffee in downtown LA is where all the Trump supporters hang out. So make sure you speak in extra hushed tones between bites of steel cut oatmeal when plotting any future false flag campaigns.
For all of those asking: Verve Coffee Roasters in DTLA is the coffee shop that I find to be most often bustling with Trump Supporters
— Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) October 25, 2018
[Ron Howard narrator voice]: It wasn’t.
What have you overheard “some liberals talking” about at a downtown LA cafe? Remember, this does not need to reflect reality in any way shape or form. Use the hashtag #overheardsomeliberals and concoct your own fantasy today!
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