Medium big note to all of you hipster liberal—and liberal hipster—coffee shop patrons out there: you need to tone down the volume of your voice when secretly complementing United States President Donald Trump. That’s because Jacob Wohl is listening. The “20 Year Old Financier and Political Commentator, Conservative, Trump Supporter, Zionist, and Writer for The Gateway Pundit” hears all, sees all, allegedly hangs out in trendy coffee shops, and yes, has Twitter.

And that’s not the first time Young Jacob, proud nationalist, has stopped us dead in our tracks. Just recently he uncovered the well-hidden truth (we thought at least) that it is actually the Democrats behind the “Suspicious Packages” being sent to all the liberal leaders in order to make Republicans “look bad.” And how did he find out? By overhearing us talking about it AGAIN at a liberal coffee shop in LA.

We would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that pesky kid!

As Twitter user Alex Griswold points out, Wohl has caught us over and over again, simply by listening to us spill our trade secrets at hipster LA coffee shops. According to this super sleuth, who is neither delusional nor trapped in a feedback loop of his own imagined reality, Verve Coffee in downtown LA is where all the Trump supporters hang out. So make sure you speak in extra hushed tones between bites of steel cut oatmeal when plotting any future false flag campaigns.

[Ron Howard narrator voice]: It wasn’t. 

What have you overheard “some liberals talking” about at a downtown LA cafe? Remember, this does not need to reflect reality in any way shape or form. Use the hashtag #overheardsomeliberals and concoct your own fantasy today!

Zac Cadwalader is the news editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas. Read more Zac Cadwalader on Sprudge.

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