Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

“I brew.”

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A couple in Chico, California decided to get married where they met. Fortunately or unfortunately, depending how you look at it, the pair met at a Dutch Brothers Coffee shop on a blind date. Over their two-year courtship, Ethan Cole and his bride Bryer would meet at the coffee shop to fill their cups, and their hearts, with comfort and warmth as they fell in love.

So when it came time to propose, Ethan naturally popped the question at the Dutch Brothers drive-thru. And when it came time to marry, they of course decided to tie the knot in the parking lot of their favorite place to get a caffeinated brew. Even though they didn’t ask me, I approve.

Being from Chico, the couple then wound down the celebration of their nuptials by binge drinking grain alcohol, listening to Soulja Boy and partying in the back of a bus. In other related news, the girl who wrote this blog post is convinced she’ll wind up marrying at a Jack In The Box.

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