Scientists: Caffeine Works Better Than Sunscreen, Or Something, We Didn’t Actually Read This Thing
Everyday there’s some new study that comes out of some old university that claims, approximately, that “Coffee is _____ for your _____!” (Feel free to fill in these blanks as Mad Libs in the comments field below. Get nasty.) Well, we’re sick of it; we’ve been writing this website for 2 years, and the steady stream of pseudo-groundbreaking bullshit coming out of research institutions around the world is all just contradictory and stupid.
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