“[Disking] Worse Than We Imagined”

Growing concern over the trend of “disking” reached a fever pitch in the last few days, as reports of bodily harm come rolling in via news outlets around the world. “Disking”, the act of placing Able Disks in front of one’s eyeballs, then snapping a photograph, is now a global trend, stoking the fire of worry for parents of baristas from Oslo to Tokyo, London to Los Angeles. “My son is putting his eyeballs at risk,” one mother confided in Sprudge, “all because of a stupid, kinda-awesome fad.”

While good for Aeropressing, these Disks pose a significant threat to the eyeballs of the international barista population. “I just don’t care anymore,” an anonymous disking addict told Sprudge via Facebook. “I’ll be disking until the day I die.”

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