The shocking true story from Deutschland…
A 60-year-old German housewife appeared in court accused of stealing 2,398 jars of coffee from discount stores in the Munich area.
The woman, named only as Olga H., is accused of hiding the coffee jars in leggings under her skirt and then leaving the stores without paying, German newspaper Suddeutsche Zeitung reported.
It is thought she usually stole 10 jars at a time, but on other occasions, she is believed to have stolen up to several dozen.
Get all the staggering details (most of which we copy-and-pasteboarded) here via Fox News.
(With thanks to the keen mind of Talon Wood)