We are officially in the heart of coffee beer season. As the weather gets colder and rainier, it's time to put away the low ABV crushers and pick up something with a little more heft, something that'll fill your belly and warm your bones. And for that there's the coffee beer.

We here at Sprudge love us a good coffee beer. We've featured everything from your more traditional Bourbon Barrel Coffee Porter to the modern and far out reinterpretations like a Guji Gose and a Cascara Saison. And the 2020 list of new coffee beers has no shortage fun collabs, be it the Coffee IPA from Fossil Cove Brewing and Onyx Coffee Lab, the Coffee and Oatmeal Double Porter by Whiplash and 3fe, or even the delightfully awesome Coffee Stout from 2SP made using northeastern convenience store Wawa‘s Reserve Winter Blend.

But you gotta admit, some of these offerings are getting a little wacky—it’s never been harder to figure out which is the right coffee beer for me. That’s why we put together this handy personality quiz. Answer a few questions, and we’ll recommend a coffee beer that’s sure to please your discerning palate.

How often do you drink beer?
Empty Alex9500
Once a week, maybe?
Every single day
I don't care for beer
I don't drink beer, I collect it

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If I could be any animal I would be…
Animal Africa Studio
Carpenter Ant
Nurse Shark
Lawyer Bird
Party dog

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How do you feel about IPAs?
Ipa Okorokovanatalya
They get me hoppin' mad!
Neither hoppy nor sad
Hip hop hooray!
I'm all hopped up!

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Have you ever experienced a disappointing coffee beer?
Beer Kues1
I don't drink beer, so no
Some are disappointing, some are fine
They are all disappointing
Yes

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How many caps do you have on Untapped?
Caps Bits And Splits
I've got about 175 unique caps, but I wish I had more
What are you dorks talking about?
I briefly used the service before moving on with my life
I AM THE CAP MASTER

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