The world first fell awkwardly in love with him watching endless re-runs of Arrested Development, a goofy crush that lingered through Superbad, Juno, and the underrated Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist, but it turns out Michael Cera’s line delivery and character acting aren’t the only thing that’s a little funny. In cafes stretching from Lower Manhattan to Portland, the investigative team at can confirm that Michael Cera has shown a predilection for the following order:

That order looks a little something like this:

6 oz of brewed coffee
6 oz of steamed rice milk
combine and serve at a 1:1 ratio

This order isn’t that outrageous, but we do sincerely hope that Michael Cera has had a chance to experience the crown Hajji Mecca of cafe au lait that is the 24-hour service at Cafe Du Monde in New Orleans. We went there like a year ago or something and just devoured beignets and au laits and powdered sugar. If Mr. Cera is concerned about his dairy intake, perhaps he could bring along some rice milk for them to steam?