Here are exactly eight coffee trends that we think should sashay away in 2013. We’re not saying that these things aren’t beautiful, or cute, or hella tight – it’s just that these trends were very 2012 – and for good reason! But 2013 should be a welcoming of unthought things, and a retirement of that which we so admired and appreciated from yesteryear. Like mustaches, skinny jeans, and plaid, let us say goodnight and farewell, and reflect together on the things that brought us joy (and consternation) in 2012:
8. Edison bulbs.
7. Selvedge aprons.
6. Hating on press pots.
5. Overhead shots of coffee on Instagram.
4. Overhead shots of empty demitasse cups.
3. Underdeveloped coffee.
2. Unbleached filters.
1. Kopi Luwak.