14 Reasons Why Baristas Need To Stop Wearing Shirts Under Vests

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Listen up, baristas: The whole “I wear a vest to work” thing is getting tired, as in played out. It’s time to kick it into high gear. We’re talking about taking it to the next level. One word, two syllables: “shirtless”. Here are fourteen reasons why we here at Sprudge think you should go shirtless beneath that vest in 2013:

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Wait, hold on. What were we talking about? Oh, yeah, baristas and vests. Baristas, stop wearing shirts under your vests. It calls to mind a bon mot that Paula Poundstone once said to Bruce Vilanch: “A vest is best when worn directly upon the chest.

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