We’ve been getting into the spooktacular holiday spirit all week long here at Sprudge with another year of original Halloween fiction. And yesterday on Twitter, we asked you to get in on the fun by creating “true coffee horror stories in six words.” The answers ranged from ghoulish to hilarious, too real to too soon. Though economic with word count, the responses were liberal with the terror. We’ve selected some our favorites to share with you now.

It all began with:

Some terrors come at the start of a shift:

Some after it’s over:

Some are just a little too real:

Some were really real:

Some didn’t perhaps understand the rules of the game:

Others don’t seem to understand much of anything at all:

There were simply too many great answers to fit into one post, but All Hallows Even is not yet over and we want more! Got a six word coffee horror story? Head on over to Twitter and let us hear it.

Happy Halloween!

Zac Cadwalader is the managing editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas. Read more Zac Cadwalader on Sprudge.


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