Men, are videos these days not manly enough for you, a man? Is there a dearth of macho men in your viewing entertainment when there should be mainly many manly men manning it up, or at least many mini manly men?

Do you want more of the burly and less of the girly? More of the beef and less of the grief? More of the he-man and less of the scream-an? I’ve been there, brother.

If you’re like me, you want to watch a macho man doing macho stuff. You know, being a real Man’s man’s guys’ guy’s bros’ bro. And wouldn’t you know it, when doing my daily internet searches for these paragons of unfettered masculinity, I came across one in the form of a coffee advertisement.

I thought it would be fun to mix it in with a few regular ole non-coffee related manly man vids to see how well you, fellow avid seekers of macho manliness, know your coffee. The clips are practically identical, so watch closely to find the subtle coffee placement. I hope you’re Spronar is firing on all cylinders because it’s going to take a real keen eye to figure out which one of these macho videos is about coffee.

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Is it this one?

It’s gotta be this one.

Or is it this one?

Did you catch that? If you guessed videos one or three were about coffee, then I’m afraid you were too distracted by all those macho men to see that video two was actually the coffee ad. Or wait… It was number two, right? There was like a latte or something in two, wasn’t there? Who could even say at this point; they were all just so macho. But I’m pretty sure it was two.

Zac Cadwalader is the news editor at Sprudge Media Network.

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