Weโ€™ve all butt chugged a batch brew or two to kick start the engine in the morning, but have you considered doing so whilst giving $135 to Gwyneth Paltrow? If this news sounds right up your alleyโ€”both literally and figurativelyโ€”then feast your eyes upon the Implant Oโ€™Rama at-home coffee enema kit from Goop.

According to the Huffington Post, the Implant Oโ€™Rama is part of the annual Beauty & Wellness Detox listicle put out by Goop, Gwyneth Paltrowโ€™s wildly popular lifestyle brand. The whole system is basically just a glass jug, a hand pump, and a tube for your toot. You load that jammer up with coffee and water and blast off!

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But before you reverse Kopi Luwak yourself, HuffPo notes that there are some serious risks to the coffee enema:

According to a letter published inย The American Journal of Gastroenterology, there have been at least three cases ofย proctocolitisย (a gastrointestinal syndrome) occurring in relation to coffee enemas. There have also been multipleย deaths related to coffee enemas, and at least one individual sufferedย rectal burnsย because the water used was too hot. Overusing enemas can alter the bodyโ€™s natural chemistry, interfering with normal functioning of the heart and other vital organs, according to theย National Cancer Institute.

Iโ€™m no doctor, but Iโ€™d suggest you follow Dr. Zacโ€™s own tried and true way of letting coffee clean you out: by drinking itโ€ฆwith your mouth.

Zac Cadwaladerย is the news editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas.ย Read more Zac Cadwaladerย on Sprudge.

*top image via the Huffington Post

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