The Negative Coffee Cupper’s Tongue Map

The Negative Coffee Cupper’s Tongue Map

After consulting with expert otolaryngologists around the globe, we proudly present to you this exclusive map of negative traits for the coffee cupper’s tongue, with Certified Queen Diva Flavor Points arrayed for easy reference.

With this map, you’ll begrudgingly be able to identify all of those unhelpful, negative characteristics you’re able to find in coffees, but also where these characteristics are perceived on your tongue! We do this for you, the reader, who have been and will be with us, ever since, for us.


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