Weโve all butt chugged a batch brew or two to kick start the engine in the morning, but have you considered doing so whilst giving $135 to Gwyneth Paltrow? If this news sounds right up your alleyโboth literally and figurativelyโthen feast your eyes upon the Implant OโRama at-home coffee enema kit from Goop.
According to the Huffington Post, the Implant OโRama is part of the annual Beauty & Wellness Detox listicle put out by Goop, Gwyneth Paltrowโs wildly popular lifestyle brand. The whole system is basically just a glass jug, a hand pump, and a tube for your toot. You load that jammer up with coffee and water and blast off!
But before you reverse Kopi Luwak yourself, HuffPo notes that there are some serious risks to the coffee enema:
Iโm no doctor, but Iโd suggest you follow Dr. Zacโs own tried and true way of letting coffee clean you out: by drinking itโฆwith your mouth.
Zac Cadwaladerย is the news editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas.ย Read more Zac Cadwaladerย on Sprudge.
*top image via the Huffington Post