York Van Nixon

In which DC Examiner columnist and noted pipe smoker York Van Nixon waterboards the “Tea Party / coffee” metaphor within an inch of its life:

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“When comes to keeping members of Congress awake, the preferred drink is still coffee. An occasional cup of tea is okay behind closed doors, but not in public. Nothing short of a good old fashion cup of conservative conservatism will ever quenched the thirsts of Republican purists.”

Ugh. Read more, we dare you, at DC Examiner Online

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