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Guy Fieri’s New Line Of K-Cups Is Everywhere...

Guy Fieri’s New Line Of K-Cups Is Everywhere You Want To Be

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Have you heard of Guy Fieri’s new line of K-Cup single serve coffee capsules? It’s happening, baby. Guy Fieri, the Food Network celebrity chef, restauranteur, and blonde-tipped game show host is branching out to the world of single-serve coffee products, and doing it with his signature sunglasses ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD style.

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Mr. Fieri’s line of products appeals to the coffee lovers the world over who prefer something a little more exotic, yet still down-home, and without taking itself too seriously. We’re talking Hot Fudge Brownie, Hazelnut Cinnamon Roll, and Chocolate Mint, to name a few. SFWeekly captured some of the glorious descriptions of the flavors his K-Cup multipack box offers:

Bananas Foster: Sweet banana, caramelized sugar and cinnamon flavors — brings me back to my days as a flambé captain!

Caramel Apple Bread Pudding: All the flavor from my righteous Caramel Apple Bread Pudding stuffed into your mug.

Chocolate Mint: The rich and creamy taste of chocolate and cool, fresh mint is perfect any time of year.

Guy’s American Diner Blend: One thing you know about a diner is that they’ve got a great cup o’ joe…so here you go!

Hazelnut Cinnamon Roll: Toasted hazelnut and big cinnamon flavors make this brew dessert in a mug.

Hot Fudge Brownie: My chocolate on chocolate Hot Fudge Brownie coffee comes to you straight from Flavortown!

Redwood Roast: Big, bold and strong like the mighty redwoods, this French roast will get your engine started.

Unleaded Decaf: Full of rich medium roast flavor, just packin’ a little less horsepower.

These tasting notes have taken us to Flavortown.

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A sixteen-pack assortment of his coffees will set you back $12.95 on Amazon. That’s about 81 cents a cup. To compare, a $14 bag of whole bean coffee at your favorite speciality roaster is 64 cents a cup. Guy Fieri’s coffee is equivalent to a $20 bag of 12oz coffee. You can get some pretty damn fine coffee for $20, just saying.

Here’s some future blend concepts we recommend for Guy:

Sweet N’ Sticky Cotton Candy Sugar Glop: Scoop up the sweetness and pile on the insanity! This roller coaster of a flavor will take you up and bring you down before it loop-de-loops you into a full-throttle sugar freakout!

Old Skool Naw’leans Chicory Chaw Chew: This is a Big Daddy blend, with notes of chewing tobacco and digested sugar, meant to evoke Bourbon Street drying out on a hot summer day. Now that’s one big and easy cuppa!

Down Home Cowboy Mud Coffee: A coffee that tastes like it was cooked over a campfire and filtered through a sweaty sock. It’ll pack a wollop and have you beggin’ for more!

“Just Spicy Enough” Chipotle Lemongrass Curry Coffee: This futuristic fusion blend smashes the taste of Thai street food with the authentico flavors of Old Mexico.

Ooey Gooey Brown Sugar & Real Vermont Maple Oatmeal Slop: Wake up with a bowl full of hearty coffee? You betcha, with this oatmeal flavored blend that’ll really stick to yer ribs.

Bitchin’ Kitchen Donkey Sauce Blend: Designed to perk up even the most burned out chef at closing time, featuring dehydrated flavor crystals chemically derived from Guy’s Signature Donkey Sauce.

Jamaica Me Crazy Hazelnut Jerk: Whoo, that’s spicy! Whoa, that’s nutty! Who you callin’ a jerk now?

The Pete Wells Rhetorical Question Big Apple Delight: Are you into coffee? Do you love reading or writing several thousand words worth of snark in a restaurant review? Are you kind of just above it all? Does the idea of drinking a Guy Fieri K-Cup repulse you? How do you feel about cinnamon, spice, and plenty of dehydrated apple powder? Is this the blend for you?

 


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