In keeping with longstanding Sprudge tradition, we put our heads together prior to the Sunday announcements in Bogota and pre-wrote potential headlines for each of the 6 finalists. While Alejandro Mendez of El Salvador ultimately prevailed in taking home the gold, all 6 competitors turned in positively world-class performances on Sunday – trust us, we couldn’t copy and paste this one in advance. It’s with the utmost respect, admiration, love and appreciation that we share with you our 5 alternative headlines from the final round of the WBC. We love you all, and thanks for the electrifying Finals Sunday at WBC 2011.
* Hey Miki, You’re So Fine, You’re So Fine You Blow My Mind: Miki Suzuki Wins WBC 2011
* John Gordon Declared WBC Champion, 13th Earl Of Sutherland
* One Apron To Rule Them All: Matt Perger Wins WBC 2011
* The Reign In Spain: Javier Garcia Wins WBC 2011
* Booga Booga Kanaka Bruddah! Pete Licata Da Kine Win WBC 2011!