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10. After Maddie’s six hour shift she goes home and types on her vintage typewriter.
9. “The Health Department totally makes us wear hats so I picked out the most ridiculous one I could find.”
8. Chunky Butt isn’t really into coffee, but working helps fund his band between Kickstarter campaigns.
7. Mr. Bojangles listens to cassettes on his break.
6. “Earlier today someone actually ordered a non-fat cappuccino.”
5. “Where’s my Washed Out record?”
4. Bubbles just had to work a clopen, and anyway, this job is totally killing his social life.
3. “If I have to make another extra-hot mocha I’m going to bite someone.”
2. Beagsie Nub Nubs is totally going to win the latte art throw down on Thursday.
1. “Quit being so specist.”