We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video

The newest face in a long line of weird Twitter Marketing 101 YouTube wizards that review coffee and try to monetize the shit out of it. Alex has made over twenty videos, each with off-the-cuff analogies that don’t really make sense.

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(Thanks for the tip, @espresso911!)


  1. @janeanger

    6 September

    We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/fpYtUSS This guy is the epitome of the word "tool." I don’t care if that’s nice or not.

  2. @JiveWithUs

    1 September

    Like an interior designer does sales! RT @1shot4theroad: there must be a mad rush to hire this kid going on right now… http://t.co/b6eZKJy

  3. @JiveWithUs

    1 September

    The future is now! Thanks for the love!RT @olabrattas: The future of taste descriptors! “@sprudge: We Dare You To Watch http://t.co/b6eZKJy”

  4. @JiveWithUs

    1 September

    With that staleness! ya know? chalky, dry RT @singleorigin: "A dusty, moldy closet" “@sprudge: We Dare You To Watch http://t.co/b6eZKJy”

  5. @JiveWithUs

    1 September

    Aw, give it a bit! grows on ya RT @carltonmetz: “@sprudge: We Dare You To Watch http://t.co/b6eZKJy” Nope. I was out after about 15 seconds.

  6. @JiveWithUs

    1 September

    Thanks for the love! RT @tcvarney: “@sprudge: We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/b6eZKJy” Fuck me. This is amazing.

  7. @JiveWithUs

    1 September

    @kerryluvcat Well we can only really know, I mean, check us out! http://ht.ly/6jksd @sprudge is to thank!

  8. @barista_ru

    31 August

    That’s f%#king awesome http://t.co/Ix3JAOn

  9. thrombo

    31 August

    oh dear god the layers of stupid…

  10. We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/nqO46G9

  11. kiss your title goodbye @jaminsky "@sprudge: We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/rlcjXV8"

  12. This is the most horrifying thing I’ve seen in years… RT @sprudge: We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/2R6s31H”

  13. This is a joke, right? He’s not serious, surely… @jivewithus RT @sprudge We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/g4gD2i9

  14. The future of taste descriptors! “@sprudge: We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/8hI0r1s”

    • Alex

      1 September

      Thanks Ola! It’s all adding to the coffee culture, in a 2011 sort of way! I can honestly say I’m halfway between delighted and going to “an uncle’s wedding” during midterms. There’ll be plenty of interesting stuff that I hope you’ll all be jiving with us about!

  15. Is this purposely funny? “@SingleOrigin: "A dusty, moldy closet" “@sprudge: We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/vdvkYEP””

  16. there must be a mad rush to hire this kid going on right now… RT @sprudge: We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/yB3zrjP

  17. wow this is bizarre “@sprudge: We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/3jsUqTX”

  18. Tricksters! There are two videos!… And, no, I didn’t make it. RT“@sprudge: We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/dBJDJM6”

  19. Al

    30 August

    “between real nasty and good”

    That is the quote of the year! This is too funny, but at the same time sad. Somewhere between sad and funny, I think.

    Al

  20. 2 favorite parts: Sipping mouth movements in #1 and Stock Art in #2 RT @sprudge: We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/XzYWus3

  21. "A dusty, moldy closet" “@sprudge: We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/b0iH9Qk”

  22. “@sprudge: We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/B10NrWs” Nope. I was out after about 15 seconds. #whyinternetwhy?!

  23. “@sprudge: We Dare You To Watch This Whole Video http://t.co/XzTqKVp” Fuck me. This is amazing.

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