Oh, hey! It’s a Sprudge.com caption contest! What’s World Barista Champion Stephen Morrissey saying to this hunky news correspondent on the showroom floor in Bogota?
“Thad er thad sem hun sagdi.”
“Who you really need to talk to is Louie Poore. Do you follow him on Twitter? He’s ‘@poorelouie’.”
Perger? I hardly knew her!
“The espresso is great but the Colombian Diet Coke is FANTASTIC.”
“People give those Mr. Coffees a bad rap; but I was really impressed with the subtle notes of copper in this morning’s brew.”
“I’m actually really, really high right now, so I wasn’t listening. Where’s the bathroom?”
“I mean, I’m just getting sick and tired of hearing about these Handsome Roasters. There’s only some much I can take.”
“Yes, in fact, beards ARE required to win…”
“I’m going to be working on my gloops later. Do you know where yours are?”
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“Thad er thad sem hun sagdi.”
“Who you really need to talk to is Louie Poore. Do you follow him on Twitter? He’s ‘@poorelouie’.”
Perger? I hardly knew her!
“The espresso is great but the Colombian Diet Coke is FANTASTIC.”
“People give those Mr. Coffees a bad rap; but I was really impressed with the subtle notes of copper in this morning’s brew.”
“I’m actually really, really high right now, so I wasn’t listening. Where’s the bathroom?”
“I mean, I’m just getting sick and tired of hearing about these Handsome Roasters. There’s only some much I can take.”
“Yes, in fact, beards ARE required to win…”
“I’m going to be working on my gloops later. Do you know where yours are?”