The Støømptowns In The Amsterdams, We Misses Yøus: A Nordic Wail By Sprudge Correspondent Greggory Hullzenbløgger

 
By 13 August 2010
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Bjørn Børg…

I can barely musters “helløs” to yous todays, friends. It is with unusually heavies hearts I writes. It has been many longs weeks since the Støømptowns, homes to the finest pøømps and støøps and portaføøfs in the Lows Countries, decided to packs ups the packages and høøfs homes from the Amsterdams. I weep, like the smallest child on Nørdfestus lefts withouts the ski poles. Why, the Støømptowns, why? The Nordic peoples misses yøus. Were not øur stoopwaffles and Purples Nurples delicious enoughs for yøus? Did yøu not drinks enoughs of our beers, or øøgles enoughs of øur hunks? Once upons times it was short trips from my natives Norways to yøus, only hops skips and jumps across the Skaggeraks Straits to yøur portaføøfs of many revelations. And now, yøu are gones, no closer than the New Yorks from Norway. Great sadness overwhelms me; my hearts becomes black as the metals of Gorgoroth.

But there is høpes. If you are likes me, you can signs a petitiøns on the Facebøøks that will demands Duanes Sørensøns returns the Støømptowns to Amsterdams. You has the pøwers. I believes in høpes.

Sign petitions on the Facebooks to bring the Støømptowns backs to the Amsterdams!

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  • http://kifot.wordpress.com Kyle freund

    Still sad I never got up there to see you folks up there. This is sad and shocking and sad.

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  • Amsterdamned

    What on earth gave you the idea that Amsterdam is in Sweden?

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  • Sprudge Editors

    Dear Amsterdamned,

    We’re quite sorry if you misinterpreted any geographic or contextual errors in the above piece by Greggory Hullzenbløgger. Like many Norwegians, Greggory enjoys traversing mainland Europe by rail, and his aforementioned “hops, skips and jumps” across the Skaggerak Strait from Oslo to Denmark would be a natural route for such travel to Amsterdam. We do know that, when writing for Sprudge.com, Mr. Hullzenbløgger works with his own team of editors and copywriters to ensure articulation and accuracy. We apologize for your misunderstanding.

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