Celebrities, theyโ€™re just like us. Except for the fame and fortune and absolutely bananas coffee orders. Weโ€™ve all by now know the wild coffee order of everyoneโ€™s favorite daddy Pedro Pascal: six shots of espresso served over ice. Itโ€™s a tall order, literally, but seeing how Pascal was carrying the weight of multiple television studios and franchises on his shoulders, it kind of felt like a functional beverage.

But Nick Jonas? What has he ever done? The youngest Jonas Brother also avers to be a six-espresso drinker, and honestly, are celebrities doing okay?

This all came to light via Today, who was hosting all three Brothers Jonas as part of their Eight Questions Before 8:00am interview series. One of the questions to the trio was about their go-to coffee order. Joe wants an oat milk flat white, which, sure, ok, let’s not get into it. Kevin keeps it simple with a โ€œhot Americano,โ€ which, Kevin, we just call them โ€œAmericanosโ€. The โ€œhotโ€ is assumed unless stated otherwise.

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Then thereโ€™s Nick. Dear sweet Nick. His go-to coffee order is an โ€œiced Americanoโ€”quad.โ€ Four shots of espresso. Then, for good measure, that drink gets โ€œfollowed up by another two for fun.โ€

Nothing about this sounds fun. This sounds unhinged. Six shots of espresso in one go is too much, even for the most caffeine-tolerant of Joni.

I think at this point we just have to conclude that celebrities are just built different. Could I drink six shots of espresso in a sitting? Physically yes, maybe like, on a dare or something. But much like eating some unnecessarily spicy food just to prove a point, I will certainly be paying for it later. To drink that much espresso on a regular basis though? Your insides must be made out of pure, uncut Alka-Seltzer.

There a few lessons to be learned here. One, drink whatever you want, even if that means consuming enough espresso in one sitting to perk up you and your two bandmate-brothers. And two, be easy on your favorite celebrities. They may look fine but they’re being held together by nothing more than a strand of caffeine molecules.

Zac Cadwaladerย is the managing editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas.ย Read more Zac Cadwaladerย on Sprudge.