A Pittsburgh coffee shop is making news with a violent loyalty punch card. The design from Black Forge Coffee features prominent right-wing politicians and punditsโyour Cardiff-Giant-in-Chief Donald Trumps, your Bill OโReillys, your Lyinโ Ted Cruzesโwho after being hole-punched with each beverage purchase look as though they have been shot in the head. Itโs a real double-whammy: controversial and dumb.
Black Forge is certainly not a shop that shies away from being โfringeโ. Their whole aesthetic could be described as โBaphomet chic.โ Itโs all black metal and occult iconography, which is to say, I dig it. But this punch card, hoo boy, was that a swing and a miss.
Black Forge owner Nick Miller tells WPXI “The joke is that they look like they have been shot. It’s based on shock value. I want people to remember the brand.” And I guess itโs working. Here I am spending precious moments of my life talking about these guys when I could be sharingย my infinitesimally small amount ofย time in this cosmic blip with my loved ones or talking about a new cold brew or something. But no. Iโve got to write about a punch card because some dude with a coffee shop wanted to show you he was more punk rock than you.
Amid the controversy, Black Forge has released a โsorry not sorryโ statement on their website:
We will continue to carry these cards as a form of political satire. We opened in the Allentown neighborhood of Pittsburgh in 2015 as a community gathering spot for everyone regardless of race, gender, age, religion, or political affiliation.
Thatโs nice, but what exactly is being satired here? And what is the message of the โsatireโ exactly? Satire is smart and pointed. This is just a left-wing drive by, and a poorly done one at that; the better version of this would have the shop using a fist-shaped stamp instead of a bullet hole, because y’know, it’s a punch card. That’s a pun at least.
You canโt just say something is satire and make it so, much in the same way you canโt say youโre the โmost welcomingโ coffee shop to folk of any political affiliation when youโre making shock value jokes about killing the leaders they elected.
Iโm a firm believer that ย no topics are off limits ofย being satirized or made fun of. The catch is that the fun-making has to be good. This punch card is not good. Itโs not funny, itโs not creative, itโs not thought provoking, it doesnโt start a conversation. Itโs dumb.
Iโd say it belongs scrawled across the notebook of an angsty high school metalhead, but that would beย a disservice to angsty high school metalheads everywhere.
Zac Cadwaladerย is the news editor at Sprudge Media Network.
*top image via CBS Pittsburgh