Dr Monique Vlak, a neurologist and the study’s lead author, said: “All of the triggers induce a sudden and short increase in blood pressure, which seems a possible common cause for aneurysmal rupture.”

All that to say, this study seems to indicate that a combination of seasonal allergies, sexual activity and caffeine ingestion could create a “perfect storm” of stroke conditions, putting roughly 2/3rds of Sprudge.com readers at imminent risk of aneurysm.  A word of advice: local honey from your favorite neighborhood apiarist does wonders for reducing negative pollen reactions.

The horror!

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