Sprudge.com » infusamatronics http://sprudge.com Coffee News & Frothy Gossip Sun, 19 May 2013 01:34:59 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Coca Cola Curses Coffee In Cantankerous Campaign http://sprudge.com/coca-colas-curses-coffee-in-cantankerous-campaign.html http://sprudge.com/coca-colas-curses-coffee-in-cantankerous-campaign.html#comments Tue, 19 Jul 2011 08:00:17 +0000 Llewellyn Sinclair http://sprudge.com/?p=11079

“No brewing, perking, pressing, grinding or dripping required” to open a bottle of Coca Cola. Because who doesn’t love a cold, refreshing chugalug of Aspartame, phosphoric acid, glycerine and high fructose corn syrup first thing in the morning? Right? Aren’t there all manner of fantastical ungodly chemical processes and machine-managed infusamatronics that go into making [...]

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]]> “No brewing, perking, pressing, grinding or dripping required” to open a bottle of Coca Cola. Because who doesn’t love a cold, refreshing chugalug of Aspartame, phosphoric acid, glycerine and high fructose corn syrup first thing in the morning? Right?

Aren’t there all manner of fantastical ungodly chemical processes and machine-managed infusamatronics that go into making a 12oz of Coca Cola? Brewing, perking, pressing and grinding are the LEAST of the issues facing Coca Cola’s super-chemists, right? I mean, what’s…the…deal…with that?

Is marketing against coffee the new Big Soda supertrend? Discuss…

(thanks, @andersganders via @tvf_rocks)

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