Sprudge Fan Reviews: Slayer Espresso Machine
Greggory Hüllzengbløgger, Norwegian Coffee Articulate
Bjørn Børg! And “greetings”, to all the unfluent fluffenførfers out theres speakings the English. I’ve been in consultings with Eric Perkünder of this Slayers Espressøs Machine and he is giving tø me the sneaks and the peaks of this newest espressøs craft innøvatiøns. I have intø me the news stories that will delight the coffee worlds!
This Slayers is things of beauties. The vølümentrîc varial brew pressures make me feel like little child on Klausmørning. I take any of coffees of choosing and grounds them and packs them in pørtafüffer. I am delighted by nice darks wøøds on grøupheads and steam pümp active matrix, like the førests of Lapland! But I has questions; why does preinfusions lasts for 5Ø secønds? This is changes of pace! Has gløbal games changes from this Slayer Espressøs? En liten fugl hvisket meg i øret…excuses my Norwegians! I means to says, “small flying birds have told me” that there is Slayers at Stoomptøwns in Seattle? Is true? To finish reviews, I takes my light roasts at high volumes and püff! Slayers just makes it tastes betters! Is like Bergman flim; sløw, dark, and as beautifüls and starks as Norways herself.
Greggory’s score: nines out of tens
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