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Dr. Sprudgely

Concluding a shocking stream of correct predictions, Sprudge.com’s resident oracle, Dr. Sprudgely, has correctly predicted the winner of the year’s World Cup! He did not, however, predict that the game would be so boring, or that the Uruguay-Germany match from the day before would be about a thousand times more interesting to watch. Here’s hoping that Dr. Sprudgely isn’t crumpled up by an angry Dutchman, so that he may survive to predict again.