Robur E Spells Doom As Mayan Apocalypse Approaches
Spotted at a cafe in Portland, Oregon:
The Daily Mail and the Drudge Report and lots of other people are freaking out our impending Mayan apocalypse doom, but we know the horrible truth: this grinder read-out amounts irrefutable evidence of the coming of end times. It’s time to bunker down, people. The dark star Nibiru is now in our celestial orbit. See you on the other side.
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[Image courtesy Macgregor P.]