Coffee Throwing Mad Man Out On Bail

This just in from our friends at NBC Philadelphia:

The man accused of throwing hot coffee on a Donut shop worker turned himself in on Monday.

Tuesday morning, David Timbers was out of custody after posting 10 percent of $25,000 bail. The 52-year-old covered his head with a hoodie and held an umbrella as he left police headquarters around 10 a.m.

He wasn’t happy to see NBC10 cameras waiting for him as he walked out with another man.

“You all harassing me like this? Go and find yourselves some real stories,” Timbers said to NBC10′s Byron Scott.

Someone needs to break it to you, Mr. Timbers: your horrendous coffee assault is TOTALLY news. We already chose a schmuck for this week, but that doesn’t make you any less of a schmo. Stay classy, Philadelphia.