I love this! “THIS is a macchiato,” comes out of my mouth more than a few times a day. Central Oklahoman’s aren’t terribly prepared for non-Starbucks deliciousness.
This is scary how dead on some of this is. I am pretty sure I did the “THIS is a macchiato” last night. Although I have to always add, “but if you’d like me to make you a vanilla foamy latte with caramel sauce, I can do that for you” with a BIG smile. Why? We’re a new shop in a Canadian (read – passive-aggressively polite), suburban, coffee-backwards market with a Starbucks across the parking lot. It’s a survival tool.
pneunlinG says
individual work word key work
Christina says
“There´s a latte Dying on the table!!” Hahahaha!!!
Daren Sirbough says
Haha this was awesome. The Baristas in Australia are even worse. This is Tame
11001101 says
Haha, awesome. Here’s a video similar but this one is about the shit customers say to baristas.
http://youtu.be/ISLOQ7-xOcc
Alex Beecher says
OMG. This should be a series, and Ian should get a trophy from someone.
roastinc says
Venti?? LMAO
Anonymous says
Classic. It shows how StarFucks fucks the real coffee
Meghan says
I love this! “THIS is a macchiato,” comes out of my mouth more than a few times a day. Central Oklahoman’s aren’t terribly prepared for non-Starbucks deliciousness.
Silent H says
Best bit was the sharp metal-to-metal whack of the PF.
Rwesterfield says
+1 for Mott the Hoople in the record rack.
Anonymous says
Love it!
thuthu says
Oh god I totally pulled the “It’s ESpresso!” last night…
maria says
This is scary how dead on some of this is. I am pretty sure I did the “THIS is a macchiato” last night. Although I have to always add, “but if you’d like me to make you a vanilla foamy latte with caramel sauce, I can do that for you” with a BIG smile. Why? We’re a new shop in a Canadian (read – passive-aggressively polite), suburban, coffee-backwards market with a Starbucks across the parking lot. It’s a survival tool.
“Pffft” and eye rolls happen only in the kitchen.
Meister says
“I don’t even drink coffee anymore.” Classic.
Tcvarney says
GOLD.