Coffee Schmuck Of The Week: We’ve Heard of Naked Portafilters, But This Is Ridiculous
Schmuck in the Buff
Schmuck of the Week is proud to introduce you to Brandon Lee Jackson. This 29-year-old piece of work came to our attention strutting around Eugene, Oregon naked as a jay bird, jabbering to himself and making obscene gestures, before eventually attempting to assault two teenage girls and their mother outside of a Dutch Bros. Coffee stand. From KMTR.com:
Eugene police say 29-year-old Brandon Lee Jackson jumped into an idling car at the Dutch Bros. Coffee stand at the intersection of Franklin Boulevard and Walnut Street. Officers say Jackson sexually assaulted the woman inside the car, but she was able to get out of the car.
When police arrived, Jackson was trapped in the car by several on-lookers who had surrounded the car to keep him from escaping. When officers tried to take Jackson into custody, they say he resisted. The officers used a Taser to subdue him.
There may be no more unappealing combination in the English language than “naked” and “taser”. Congratulations, Brandon Lee Jackson, you’re the Sprudge.com Schmuck of the Week!
KMTR.com: Naked man jailed after assaulting woman at Dutch Bros.
