Schmuck Of The Week: Brute Brandishes Brew At Balt...

Schmuck Of The Week: Brute Brandishes Brew At Baltimore Banks

Total Schmuck

Police are seeking an unidentified schmuck in the Baltimore area, in a coffee-assault story that reads like a sub-subplot from The Wire:

Police are trying to identify a man who has robbed several businesses, including incidents in which he threw hot coffee in the faces of employees before taking money.  Police said the culprit threw coffee in the face of employees, then reached into the register and cash. Those incidents took place Nov. 5, 2010, at Dunkin’ Donuts in White Marsh; Oct. 10, 2009, at Dunkin’ Donuts in Parkville; and at Royals Farms on Southwick Drive in Towson on Oct. 10, 2009.

John Waters, Omar and Dan Deacon wanted for questioning (we couldn’t think of anyone else from Baltimore).

Robber Used Hot Coffee As Weapon!


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