Twilight diva Kristen Stewart shocked a worldwide audience at last night’s 12-12-12 Concert For Sandy Relief. Girl was wearing a “silky smooth” number that had social media outlets like Twitter and Facebook buzzing. Miss Stewart has been on a worldwide media junket for the third and final installment of the Twilight Saga, which has officially reached Legendary Status. Coco Perez reports:
Fresh off her flight from Los Angeles, the Twilight actress arrived at Madison Square Garden wearing her finest neon green and black pajamas by New York designer Jonathan Simkhai. Signature unkempt tresses, a gold Cartier ring and a Iwona Ludyga beaded bracelet completed KStew’s charitable look. It wasn’t the cutest outfit, but she definitely deserves props for wearing shorts in winter and a designer that hails from the Big Apple.
Well sure, that’s all well and good, but the real question on everyone’s lips is: What was Kristen Stewart drinking?
What is that? A Chai Spice Caffe Latte? White Chocolate Peppermint Mocha? (Coco Perez)
To help us get to the bottom of this mess we reached out to our cherished celebrity panel of industry experts. These four ladies bring with them extensive experience in the New York City entertainment industry, as well as a certain *it* factor that positions them perfectly to comment. They are Ruby Je’Glaré, Mary Cano, Steamwanda, and Big Trans Chai.
It is my humble opinion that Miss Kristen Stewart was most agreeably taking her sips upon on a venti
, skinny, one pump
, tepid sugar-free vanilla latte.
Looks like Stewart is getting prepared for her next role in a futuristic world of malnourished Marys. Girl, you need to eat! -Ruby Je’Glaré
That’s a whole lot of drama up there in your comment box, Miss Hunty Ruby. I think Kristen is glowing
and, while not exactly dressed for a chilly New York City December evening, it is indeed her beverage that’s keeping her warm. It is my educated guess that she’s drinking an extra-hot Chai Spice latte.
That always warms me up. -Mary Cano
Kristen Stewart, sure, she’s nice and all. But where’s that dashing young Robert Pattinson? While Ms. Bella Swan parades around the world, flaunting her nakedness all over the screen in On The Road,
poor gorgeous Mr. Pattinson takes a backseat. Shameful. Kristen is most assuredly filling her cold, empty heart with ice water in a paper cup.
Now while I’m known for dishing on the biggest Starbucks celebrity secret of all – Frappuccinos served in an opaque and discreet hot cup – this young thing doesn’t look like she’s touched carbohydrates in a hot minute. Well, don’t worry girl, I’m sure hot water with lemon and Sweet’n Low
suits you just fine, but I’m gonna help myself to a Caramel Frappuccino. I’ll order a little extra butter caramel sauce for you
. –Big Trans Chai
What do you think Stewart was slurping up? Sound off in the comments below!