Klaus-iffied Ads: Coffee Collective Now Hiring
Live the dream! In Copenhagen! Pull shots for hunky Danish men…all day long, as you push the limits of service. An endless line of young, blondish, tall, well-sculpted, milk-fed, pouty-lipped, be-sweatered Nordic adonises will be your new daily clientele. At night you’ll keep the finest lounges in Copenhagen open til dawn, charming all and sundry with your rapier wit, erudite sense of taste and fashion, and that certain sashay cache that comes from working at the hottest cafe in town.
That’s right, dreamers: Copenhagen’s Coffee Collective just celebrated their fourth year (happy anniversary!), and are currently hiring:
We are looking to hire more baristas for both our shops.
The job primarily consists of brewing, serving and presenting delicious coffee, but there is also packaging and cleaning duties involved. You don’t necessarily need a background as a barista, but a keen interest in learning and tasting coffee is essential. We provide a full training course and many opportunities to learn and explore what coffee can be. In return we’re looking for people who are committed to quality, dependable and enjoy to work efficiently.
So if you’re into coffee and service and think you could be a great addition to our staff please send in your résumé and an application to firstname.lastname@example.org
Please make sure to write if you are interested in full time or part time work.
Please include the heading “Copenhagen Dream Fantasia” with your application. Sigh…